Camz: so is Larry real or ever was
Harry: no
Pez: come on tell us the truth
Lou: no it's not real and never was real
Leigh: guys just tell us the true,we don't judge
Lern: yeah,most of us are bi
Harry: who's bi
Lern: duh,me
Camz: me
Jade: me
Pez: me
DJ: me
Z: me
Ally: me
Harry: ALLYSIN
Harry: so Leigh,Mani,and Jesy are straight
Jesy: yes
Harry+Lou: same
Camz: don't lie
Lou: we're not
Lou: I thought you were lesbians
DJ: no,men are hot AF
Ally: just look at yourself's
Harry: thank you
Camz: so is Larry real
Harry: we already told you no for as long as we know you
Lou: Camila if we were,we would've told you
Harry: we know you would keep it a secret
Camz: I'm disappointed
Harry: sorry things don't always work out the way you want
Lern: what you mean
Harry: well Louis and I shipped CAMREN so much but you guys broke up
Camz: quick Lauren lets get back together so we can make Larry happy
Lern: anything for Larry
Jade+DJ: WAIT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING
Mani: oh it's happening
Pez: how you know
Ally: Camila came to the house
DJ: damn it,why did I move out
Z: to live with your girlfriend
DJ: and I'm really happy
Leigh: what are they doing
Ally: just talking
DJ: for now
DJ: Z and I are going
Harry: OMG Louis,Camren might get back together
Lou: OMG,Harry stop fangirling
Jade: Perrie and I are getting married
Lou: congratulations
Harry: wait you guys are a thing
Pez: yes
Harry: so you cheated on Zayn
Pez: yes but he cheated first so
Lou: wait,Jerrie if you have a child can you name it William or Tom for me
Jade: no,cause you didn't name you child Jerry like we asked you to
Lou: fine
Harry: wait Louis you knew they were together
Lou: yes,Jerrie and I are great buddies
Pez: we're great buddies
Jade: good enough that sometimes Perrie and I fight for Louis
Lou: it gets hot,then I have to leave cause I know Jerrie are gonna fuck
Pez: we have great times
Mani: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Leigh: what
Mani: OMFG
Jesy: what
Mani: guys I'm going for a walk
Ally: I'm going to Tori's
Jesy: what the fuck happened
DJ: it's happening
Leigh: what's happening
Z: Camren are fucking
Lou: YAAASSS
Harry: THE SHIP IS RISING
DJ: Z lets go home,I'm pretty turned on right now
Z: and
DJ: and I need you
Ally: drive safely and don't do it in the car again
Harry: AGAIN
Lou: that's my girl(5H promo)
Lou: get some Dinah
DJ: Louis you're the man
