the smallest ways to get back at someone: barista edition

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<Starbucks AU>

Ashlie: *looks up from the cup* Name, sir?

Tommy: Aw, Ash, I figured from all of my visits here, you'd figure it out by now. Such a shame.

Ashlie: *grumbles under her breath* hope you fall from your pride and die from it... *gasps* Oh, I actually do remember now!

Tommy: That's good!

Ashlie: *scribbles on the cup* "Douche Canoe" *add a heart at the end*

Ashlie: *smiles a bit*

~Later~

Nick: *grabs the next cup and looks at the name* Douche Canoe? *looks around* Anyone here who is named Douche Canoe?

Tommy: *walks up to Ashlie* Where is my order? It's been five minutes.

Ashlie: *looks up at him* Oh, I'm sorry, sir. *looks at Nick* Hey Nick, that drink belongs to this guy.

Nick: Oh, I see. *gives Tommy the drink* Have a good day, Douche Canoe!

Tommy: Wh-- wot *looks at Ashlie*

Ashlie: *with a shit-eating grin on her face* Hope we don't see you again!

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