Cory: *stumbles in, sleepy, so he trips and sleeps on the floor*
Uni: Cory, at least take a shower jeez-- wAIT
*kicks down door* How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower somehow defeat a global superpower?
Uni: I dunno but this guy needs to shower.
*grabs Uni* aLEXANDER HAMILTON, TROOPS ARE WAITING IN THE FIELD FOR YOU
Uni: Yeah but Cory tho
Cory: Man, the man is non-stop.
Jon: *walks in and sees me* Yo, who the f is this?
*looks at Jon* mY NAME IS--
Ashlie: *pushes me away by my face* Aaron Burr, sir.
Nick: *bursts through door* eLIZA *glares at Ashlie* WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Ashlie: lOOK AT WHERE YOU ARE, LOOK AT WHERE WE STARTED
Nick: aSHLIE I AM NOT GOING TO SING AS ELIZA--
*slams blue dress at Nick* WORK WORK
Nick: fUUUUUUU--
Uni: I will send a fully-armed battalion.
*silence*
Um... to remind you of my lo--
Uni: I will send a fully-armed battalion *grabs Cory* BOI YOU NEED A SHOWER
Dawn: *is watching everything unfold from the second floor with popcorn* im watching it burn
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
