Nick: There's a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all of the bad things people said about you behind your back. Would you read it?
Cory: Hell fucking yeah.
Uni: I'll read it so I'll find out what people really have to say about me and how I can change my character to become a better person.
Tommy: I'll read it so I'll know what order to murder people in.
Nick:
Ashlie, Jon, Dawn, Nick, Cory, and Uni: *reaches under their seats and lifts crucifixes up at Tommy*
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
