You smooth ass motherfucker

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Tommy: I can't get over the person that I love.

Nick: *who is scrolling through Twitter* You can call them and tell them that you love them.

Tommy: Good idea, one second. *dials number*

Nick: *phone rings, displaying Tommy's number* Dude, call the person you love.

Tommy: What do you think I'm doing right now?

Nick:

Nick: *inhales* youre smoother than my goddamn narrator voice

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