<The question of who is which in the car in roadtrips will soon be answered.>
Cory: *furiously pressing the horn* yOU SON OF A LYING BITCH YOU SIGNALLED FOR ME THAT IT WAS CLEAR TO OVERTAKE YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU DRIVE OFF A FUCKING CLIFF YOU GODDAMNED ASSHOLE
Uni: *nervously laughing while tightening his seatbelt of the passenger's seat and looking at the GPS*
Jon: *at the back seat, reading flyers and brochures* Hey guys! Why don't we try out the paragliding spot? That sounds fun!
Nick: *beside Jon, peacefully sleeping with Herbert in his arms*
Ashlie: *beside Nick, sitting beside the door* Oh my god, the view is beautiful!
Dawn: *at the seats behind Jon, Nick, and Ashlie, complete with laptop, headphones, phone, and neck pillow* Want some beats on the road?
Tommy: *pops up behind Dawn's line of seats because he insists on staying at the boot* tWO CHARLIES FAST APPROACHING BEHIND US
Nick: *wakes up* jesus fucking christ tommy keep your fucking voice down goddammit *adjusts Herbert in his arms and goes back to sleep*
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
