Tommy: I just realized since I'm a guy who makes puns almost 90% of the time, when I get held at gunpoint by some insane guy, I'll probably make a pun and that's how I'll go.
Ashlie: Are you sure your stupidity is not gonna be your downfall?
Tommy: Stupidity and puns are almost side-by-side most of the time.
Jon: *kicks door down* tOMMY
Ashlie: jesus christ
Jon: *marches up to Tommy with a gun* yOU WERE THE ONE WHO PLACED THE BENDY CUTOUT LAST NIGHT?!
Tommy: I would have to admit that I'm the one.
Jon: *points gun at him*
Ashlie: welp theres your chance, tommy. it only comes once in your lifetime.
Tommy: You aren't going to pull the trigger, are you?
Jon: i wILL YOU LITTLE SHIT
Tommy: Well, hit me with your best shot.
Ashlie:
Jon:
Dawn:
Nick:
Cory:
Uni:
Me:
The mansion:
The entire neighborhood:
America:
Britain:
Hamilton:
King George:
The whole world:
Planet Earth:
The solar system:
The sun:
The universe:
Ashlie, Dawn, Nick, Cory, Uni, me, the mansion, the entire neighborhood, America, Britain, Hamilton, King George, the whole world, planet Earth, the solar system, the sun, the universe: Jon, just shoot him.
Tommy: *insert his goddamn signature laugh. seriously why is this guy even here*
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
