NewScapeSquad on Crack!

We're concerned with your mental health, Tommy

Dawn: *walks in* Your best friend tells you she killed someone. She opens the door and you see a body of a girl bathed in her own blood in your bathtub. What will you do?

Everyone: *looks at Ashlie*

Ashlie: Oh come on.

Tommy: *raises hand* Drain the tub. Use bleach to clean the entire tub and around it. Pour bleach down the tub drain. Cut out girl's teeth. Take out her eyes. Cut off her fingers. Shave head. Pour bleach on girl's body and girl's mouth. Dump her in the forest. Put blanket over her. Position in shade with worms around to further decomposition. If she's found, there will be not be enough forensic evidence the victim. No victim identity, no suspect.

TWITTER GOD NICK: *places hand over mouth and whispers under his breath* what the actual fuck tommy

Ashlie: *leaves*

Cory: *throws blanket over Uni and wraps him up, throwing him over his shoulder like a knapsack before running out*

Dawn: *looks at Tommy with a small smile on his face and starts speaking calmly* Tommy, I suggest you seek serious help to your therapist immediately, pronto, ASAP.