[3:42pm]
Jen: FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Mr King of Hell: What now? I have a kingdom to run for hell's sake.
Jen: Someone TOOK my food.
Mr King of Hell: What is it with you humans and food?
Jen: How dare you offend me with such a question? And someone took my pie!
Mr King of Hell: How did they manage to take your pie from you?
Jen: Well technically it wasn't mine yet... There was one piece left and I HAD CLAIMED IT but someone came along before me AND STOLE IT!
Mr King of Hell: You sound like Squirrel.
Jen: He likes pie too!! I need to meet these guys one day.
Mr King of Hell: Definitely not.
Jen: Why not?
Mr King of Hell: Because.
Mr King of Hell: What did the person look like who took your pie?
Jen: He wore a leather jacket, rode an Impala, green eyes, kinda hot. He was with a suuuuper tall guy with long hair.
Mr King of Hell: I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE BLOODY WINCHESTERS!
Jen: Wait, your hunter friends STOLE MY PIE??
Mr King of Hell: They're NOT my friends and yes, that was Dean.
Mr King of Hell: Wait a minute, KINDA HOT?
Mr King of Hell: Do you know how many times they've tried to kill me? How many of my minions they've killed? How many deals they've screwed up?
Jen: Whoops? Well, I didn't know it was them at the time.
Jen: Plus, they stole my pie so it doesn't matter how hot they are, I still don't like them.
Mr King of Hell: Good.
Jen: Wait, are you jealous?
[Delivered, 3:59pm]
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666 ♛ Crowley
Fanfiction❝ Dude, you're not gay for one of them are you? ❞ Texting the devil's number, just a stupid dare. Right? [crowley x oc] [season nine] [supernatural]
