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[10:13pm]

Jen: How did you become a 'demon'?

Mr King of Hell: Sold my soul.

Jen: Wow, smart move. What for?

Mr King of Hell: Let's just say that it was worth it.

Jen: Tell meeee!

Jen: Was it money, fame, talent, love?

Jen: Come on!!

Jen: ...a bigger dick?

Mr King of Hell: Like I said, it was worth it.

Jen: Ew, seriously. I was kidding.

Mr King of Hell: What? It was the 18th century.

Jen: Why am I talking to you?

Mr King of  Hell: Don't pretend you don't love our little chats.

Jen: Yeah, you're a 'hell' of a guy.

Mr King of Hell: That's my pun.

Jen: Too bad

Jen: I'm changing the subject so I don't have to dwell on a certain mental image I had.

Mr King of Hell: That was a much more invigorating topic, I can assure you.

Jen: Nope, definitely nope.

Mr King of Hell: Don't pretend you didn't enjoy it darling.

Jen: You are disgusting, you know that right?

Mr King of Hell: Perks of the job.

[Read, 10:29pm]

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