[03:54am]
Mr King of Hell: Talk to me. My demons are busy listing all the soul collections for this year and I have no patients with those bumbling idiots.
Jen: Are you serious? You woke me up at almost 4 in the FREAKING MORNING to tell me your demons are boring you?
Mr King of Hell: How should I know your sleeping habits? We've talked at this time before.
Jen: That was a one off!! Normal people need SLEEP.
Mr King of Hell: You humans complain too much.
Jen: Says the guy who just messaged me complaining about the boredom of SOUL COLLECTION.
Mr King of Hell: I'm the King of Hell; it's kind of in the job description.
Jen: Sureee. Anyway, don't you ever sleep?
Mr King of Hell: Demons don't need sleep.
Jen: No, but seriously. Don't you sleep?
Mr King of Hell: I've already told you. Now goodnight.
Jen: I thought you didn't sleep?
Mr King of Hell: I was talking about you! Seeing as you're so cranky.
Jen: Look who's talking.
Jen: But fine, goodnight.
[Delivered, 04:12am]
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666 ♛ Crowley
Fanfiction❝ Dude, you're not gay for one of them are you? ❞ Texting the devil's number, just a stupid dare. Right? [crowley x oc] [season nine] [supernatural]
