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[04:22pm]

Jen: How's 'hell'?

Mr King of Hell: Hell's fine.

Jen: How did you become the 'King of Hell' anyways?

Mr King of Hell: Well someone had to control these idiotic demons.

Jen: Do they know you hate them all?

Mr King of Hell: We're demons, we hate everyone.

Jen: Fair point.

Jen: So what happens when you sell your soul?

Mr King of Hell: You have 10 years until my Hellhounds come and rip you to pieces.

Jen: ...lovely.

Mr King of Hell: Well this isn't Wall Street, this is Hell.

Mr King of Hell: Wait, you're not thinking of selling your soul are you?

Jen: What??? No!! I don't even know how to summon a demon. And I still don't believe you.

Mr King of Hell: Good.

Jen: Wait, does the 'King of Hell' actually care what happens to me?

Mr King of Hell: What? No, don't be ridiculous.

Jen: Aw, you do. That's cute.

[Delivered, 04:35pm]

Jen: Come back! You know you love me.

[Delivered, 04:38pm]

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