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[3:58am]

Jen: Heyyyy Satan, you there?

666: Not Satan I'm afraid, someone much worse.

Jen: Is this some sort of a prank? No one should have this number.

666: Why did you message it then?

Jen: Come on, it was a dare. Now who the hell are you?

666: Name's Crowley, King of Hell.

Jen: Yeah, right. And I'm Virgin Mary.

666: Bloody well hope not darling, Jesus and I wouldn't get along.

Jen: Seriously? Who is this?

666: I told you who I am, the King of Hell. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a little hell to raise.

Jen: Why should I believe you?

[Delivered, 04:17am]

Jen: Hello? Crowley or whatever your name is?

[Delivered, 04:22am]

Jen: Fine. Talk to you later then, Mr King of Hell.

[Delivered, 04:25am]

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