The black magic known as Art plus randomness

I just remembered to tell y'all about the weirdest day I've had so far

I'll do this in sections. All in school.

~breakfast~

Friend(I'll call her J): *goes over to me* hiiii

Me: Yo *on Wattpad*

J: *steals my phone to read the rps cause SHE knows about them. Sees thing I've done with Ninja* WTF. THIS MAKES NO SENSE

Me: *steals phone back* hush. There's reasons

J: *steals phone again* IT MAKES NO SENSE AND IMA READ DA OTHER RPS

Me: DAMMIT J

~1st period~

Me: *got phone back and has it in locker*

Teacher: blah blah blah *teaching*

Student: *whispering things to others before raising hand*

Teacher: yes?

Student: can you dab?

Teacher: it's the easiest thing in the world of course I can

Entire class: DAB. DAB. DAB *yelling for her to dab*

Teacher: ...why *dabs anyway*

Me: *awkwardly sitting there*

~2nd period~

Me: ;~;

Friend(I'll call her A): hey

Me: hi...

A: ...you really hate gym

Me: I hate the running mostly. *notices something* hey where did the green brace on your ankle go?

A: oh it apparently was putting too much pressure on my phone and making it red so I had to get a new one. Why do you hate running?

Me: physically body flaw

A: wut?

Me: basically in my left leg the bone is too close to the surface of the skin so everything grew incorrectly. And since now both of my legs aren't exact like their suppose to be. EXTREME PAIN strikes in both of them multiple times if I run too long...

A: ouch

Me: yup

~3rd period~

Entire class: *talks for the entire hour*

Teacher: *mad about that*

Boy(I'll call him R): *flirting with me*

Me: *kinda uncomfortable*

Other boys: *EXTREME GLARING AT R AND TWO EVEN GROWLING*

R: *backs off*

Me: ... *only person who gets work done. Turns it all in*

Teachers: *sees. Looks at my papers. Rewards me with candy before I go since I'm the only one who did something*

~lunch~

J, other friend(Ra): *joins me at our table* hiii

Me: Hi guys!

Ra: Amber can you help me?

Me: ?

Ra: J IS TELEPORTING

J: hehehe

Me: what?

J: you know how far our lockers are from each other right?

Me: yeah

Ra: she followed me to mine and since we have 1st period together she said she went to put her stuff away and get her books so I look away and then-

J: -I tapped her on her shoulder saying I'm back and had my stuff

Me: actually Rachel. I think J froze time, BECAUSE SHE'S DONE THAT TO ME AND I'M POSITIVE SHE'S A WITCH

J: *EVIL LAUGHTER*

Me Ra: *backs away*

~4th~

Entire class: DUCK *gets under their desks*

Me: *does the same*

*a duck flies in through the window*

Me: welcome little duck

~5th~

Two male friends: *talking*

Me: *goes over to them* you make the plane. I'll start the tower

Male friends: Understood. GO GO NINE ELEVEN!

Me: go go nine eleven boys. Go go nine eleven...

~6th~

*nothing weird happens*