Wanted //Danisnotonfire X Reader//

Chapter 27- The Prank

It's been a week since you have gotten out of the facility and it has gotten to the point where you need to make a video. You have a video idea but it is slightly complex, but hey, what good video isn't complex. You have been dying to pull a prank on dan, and the perfect time has come up. You have been dropping hints for this prank for weeks now, and you're excited for it. The video is a truth or dare video. It doesn't seem complex, but one of the dares is pre chosen. The dare is to tell dan that you're pregnant. This is the perfect time for the video because you had a recent pregnancy scare. Dan still doesn't know if you are pregnant or not, but you're making it seem as if you are. You have been dropping hints like talking to f/n when dan was around, saying things like "yea I haven't gotten my period yet..", or asking for a lot more fast food and craving foods, and complaining about not feeling well. You even bought a positive pregnancy test, along with real pregnancy tests that will be put in a place that he will notice. You set up a camera that is kind of discrete and you turn it on. You hit the record button as well. As if on cue, he walks into your bedroom and kisses your cheek. "What do you want for lunch.." his eyes begging me not to say Nandos again. "I'm thinking... maybe daddy donkey?" "Daddy who?" He asks, completely confused. He chuckles a little. "Did you just call me a donkey?" You roll your eyes. "I was looking at food places around London and daddy donkey's a burrito place and I want it. Can you run out and get it for meeeeee?" "Why can't you come with me?" "I have to do something..." the plan was already in motion. There was a box of pregnancy tests on your bed, and it's only a matter of time before he notices it. He would either figure that you're taking one just to be sure that you're not pregnant, or he would think that you think that you're pregnant. Either way, he's been making pregnancy jokes a lot recently and calling you his pregnant princess. You can tell that he's joking, yet you can see the glimmer of hope in his eyes that there's a possibility of you being pregnant. It's either hope or anxiety over it. "Well fine. I will get it for you cause you're my preg..nant..." his voice trails off slightly. "Are you okay?" He gulps and walks over to your bed and picks up the box. "Do you think you're really pregnant?" He asks, slightly scared for your reply. "I'm taking it just in case I am. Don't worry. I'm probably not." "I haven't even told Phil about what happened yet.. like what if you are pregnant and I didn't tell him but then I would have to tell him and he might get upset that I didn't tell him.." "I haven't told f/n either, but I'm sure they will understand.. if I'm actually pregnant..that is.." you walk up to him and hug him. "No matter what happens, we will get through it. That's what you said to me." He rubs my back and kisses me on the cheek. "And we will. I'm going to go get food now. Tell me if you need anything else." He leaves the room and you hear the front door close. You pick up the camera and give it a thumbs up before hitting the end recording button. You set up the camera again and get ready for the prank. You make it seem like you used the fake pregnancy test and you were going to put in eye drops to make it look like you are tearing up. Just to be safe, you took a real pregnancy test, and it came back negative. You saved that for later to prove that you're not actually pregnant and that it was just a prank.
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Soon enough, you hear dan return and you hit record. You put in the eye drops and quickly throw it in a drawer so he wouldn't see it. You sit on your bed and hold the fake pregnancy test in your hands, waiting for him to enter. He walks into the room and looks at your facial expression. His smile fell flat and he closed the door behind him. You can tell that he began to tear up and he was thinking of the worst outcome. He put the food down on your bed and sat down on the bed with you. "Y/n.. what happened?" "I don't know how to say this.." you begin to smile and his mouth forms an o. "Wait.." His bleak sad expression slowly falls into a neutral expression, as if he were analyzing the situation without displaying his emotion yet. "Are you really.." "yea." You wipe a tear that falls down your face as you laugh a little. "Danny I'm pregnant." His lips crept up into a smile and he laughed a little. His cheeks got red and he teared up. "Oh my god y/n I can't believe it. I'm so happy." He stands up and you stand up with him. He picks you up and twirls you around a little. "Oh, right." He places you down and puts his hand on your stomach. He puts his forehead against yours and kisses you. "I was so scared of what the test would say. I thought I would be upset if we were going to have a kid. I don't know why I thought that because when I walked in and saw how you looked devastated, I thought the test read negative and I was heartbroken over how we weren't going to have a kid, but now look at us. Theres a baby Howell in you. There's going to be a baby Howell in this world. I'm so glad that you were able to get out of that hell hole for that weekend and although I didn't like you teasing me like that in the car, I guess it payed off." He rubs your stomach. "Im finally going to be a dad." He kisses you again. "Man this sucks." You say, and his facial expression immediately falls flat. "What..?" His voice cracks. You point at the camera and his immediate reaction is just confusion, until he realizes what just happened. He gives you the "go die" face, flips you off, and starts laughing. "Man you made me give my 'I'm going to be a father' speech for nothing? I recited that to myself like ten times in the car!" You are both laughing hysterically. After a little while of you laughing he asks you something. "Wait, so you aren't pregnant? Like for sure?" You pull out the pregnancy test that was a negative and show it to him. "This is a real one. Not a fake one. I took it just in case." "Ugh you really got my hopes up y/n. I thought I was gonna be a father." "Maybe some day..." "maybe.." you both stand there in silence for a minute. "Wait so when are you posting this?" "I'm doing s truth or dare video. Speaking of which, I need to turn off this camera." You pick up the camera and begin speaking to it. "Are you guys happy now? You get to see us kiss on camera and you see dans happy face. You're welcome." "And f*ck you!" Dan adds, jokingly. You turn off the camera. "Y/n, you're a bitch." He smirks a bit and shakes his head. "Wh..what did I do?" You joking look around and make it seem like you don't know what you did. "But I love you anyways." He softly kisses your forehead. "Do you wanna help me record the rest of the video?" "Why not... you know, people are going to know that we..." "I'm guessing that they already know. You're too sexually ambiguous for them to not know. If anything, they would be wondering why we both thought I was going to be pregnant. "Speaking of sexually ambiguous.. Since you're not pregnant.. we can.." you roll your eyes. "One, I have to record a video. Two, no. Three, no." "You're no fun." He gives you a baby-like pout and crosses his arms. You laugh a little and then go on your phone to tweet that you're doing a truth or dare video. Sure enough, there are many requests to probably dan or tell him you're pregnant. Already done. "Dan. You can choose a few." You began screenshotting the tweets that you were going to use. After you completed the collection of what you wanted to do, you set up your camera. You walk into the bathroom and begin fixing yourself up. Dan walks in and wraps his hands around your waist. "We've been dating for almost four months and we already had a pregnancy scare." "Oh.. I guess you're right.." "I guess there's just too much love." "Is there even such a thing, dan?" "So much love that we can't even contain it in a condom.." to turn around and slap his chest playfully. "Ya nasty." "It's true though." "It's true but, ya nasty." He rolls his eyes and smirks. He moves his hands to rest in your stomach. "Maybe some day.." he says out loud to himself. He lets go and walks into your room. You are about to walk in to your room after him when he quickly comes back into the bathroom. "I have an idea!!" He says excitedly. "What is it?" "We should prank Phil and f/n and tell them that I got you pregnant. You can put it as an extra or something. I don't know.." "that would be so funny! Let's do it. We should record the rest of the video first though." You go into your room and begin recording the rest of the video.
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You hit f/n's contact on your phone and make it speaker phone. "Hey. So can you meet me in the flat in like 30 minutes?" "Yea.. why?" "I have to tell you something." "Okay..." you pause to not laugh. You look into the camera. "See you soon. Bye." You hang up. Now it was dans turn to call Phil. He smiles wide and deviously. "Hey phil." "Hey dan, what's up." "Can you meet me at y/n's flat in like a half an hour?" "Um.. sure. Why?" "Oh I just have something to tell you and I'm too lazy to drive to our flat so you can come here." "Oh wow.. okay." "Alright thank you.. see you soon. Bye" "bye.." he hangs up. "And now all we have to do is wait.
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So yea.. I'm just gonna freak out for a second. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFURJFNRJFJEIFJEJFJJEJFJEJCJDFORFUCKSSAKESIHIT1kIMSOFREAKINGHAPPYYYYYYYY
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR READING AND THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME NOT POSTING FOREVER.  I keep getting writers block and it's cancer. So I dyed my hair today. Sporadically. Idk why lol. Thank you all so much, again, because I really appreciate everyone who reads these. Pls read my next chapter. It's an authors note.