10 things you MUST do on an elevator!
1) stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting off.
2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and tell them to call you admiral
3) meow occasionally
4) Stare at a passenger for a while then announce in horror "you're one of them!" And back away slowly.
5) say DING at each floor.
6) make explosion noises every time someone presses a button.
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk, step inside and then announce that it is your personnel space.
8) when there is only one person left in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
9) drop a pen (or another small object) and then wait for someone to pick it up. When (or if) they do, scream at them "hey that's mine!"
10) call out a group hug and then Enforce it.
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