Jokes and Quotes

Okay. These are not mine but I am putting them in this book hoping it outs a smile on your face! Enjoy. (Please comment what you think!)

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(In no way is this meant to offend anyone. I'm sorry if it does)

you MUST read them out loud for it to make sense... Enjoy! :)

1) that's not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive........ Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP........ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid man........ Dum Fuk

5) Small horse........ Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go the the beach...... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into the coffee table......... Au Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here....... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet........ Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone........ No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight........ Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile........ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odour is offensive........ Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) great.......... Fu Kin Su Pah

Hehe. Please leave a nice comment! ^.^!

(And this is all a joke. I understand they don't speak like this and please nobody take offence!)