The bus stops and two Italian men get on and sit down in front of a women. The two men engage in a conversation, they have a distinct Italian accent.
The lady behind them ignores them at first but then accidentally finds herself listening in. One of the two men starts speaking.
"Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last-a time!"
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine!" The women retorts indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives" she continues on angrily.
"Hey, coola down lady!" Said the confused man. "Who talk in' abouta sexa? I'm a just tell my friend how to spella 'Mississipi'!"
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