Jokes and Quotes

Rude child

A mother was in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son playing with his electric train set.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "all of you bastards who want off, get the hell off, 'cuz this is the last stop! All of you bustards who want to get on, hurry up and get your ass on the train, 'cuz we are going down the tracks!"

Horrified the mother stormed in the room and tole her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house! Now go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you are done I want you to come back and use nice civilised language"

Two hours later the son came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with the train set, when the train stopped the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "for those of you who are just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today,"

Just as a smile creeped p on the mothers face she heard her son say, "for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen!