Jokes and Quotes

Caring son

An old Italian man lived in Chicago. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work for him, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, use to help him, however he was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son to describe the problem:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I can't plant the tomatoes in the garden this year,

I'm just getting too old and fragile to dig up the soil by myself and I feel myself writing to you because I remember how you use to help me, and I wish I still had your help. I know that if you were here you would put and end to my troubles and help me dig up the garden,

Love Father

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear father,

Don't dig up the garden, that's where the bodies are buried

Love Vincent.

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police officers came to the house and dug up the garden, they couldn't find any bodies or even traces. They apologised to the old man and left.

That same day the man received another letter from his son

Dear father,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now, it was the best help I could give to you under the circumstances.

Love You.

Vincent.