There's a guy at a bar, standing there and looking at his drink for about half an hour. Finally this big trouble making truck driver comes, stands next to him, takes the drink and gulps it down with a throaty laugh.
The poor man starts crying, confused, the truck driver asks the man, "come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't just see a man cry"
"No it's not that. This day is the worst day of my life, first, I fall asleep and my alarm clock broke so I was late to work. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building and go to my car I find out that it was stolen, the police said they could do nothing. I get a cab and return home, I get out of the car and the cab driver drives away, then I remember I left my wallet and credit card in the back seat of the cab. I go upstairs and find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar, and just when I thought about ending my life, you showed up and drank my poison..."
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