One day a man went completely naked to a non-nude beach.
There is hardly anyone there so he is sure he won't get in trouble. He lies down as grabs a bit of newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon this girl comes and asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies "it's a little birdie and don't ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
When he wakes up he is in the hospital, feeling immense pain around his privates. The doctor asks what happens and he said all he could remember was that little girl at the beach.
Later the cops found the little girl and asked what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the little birdie when it spit this white stuff at me, so I got really mad, I snapped its neck, stepped on its eggs and burnt it's nest"
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