One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight. The man called the women a "bitch" and the woman called the man a "bastard".
Their son, little Johnny, walked in and said "what does butch and bastard mean?" Their parents smoothly replied "ladies and gentlemen"
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in and asked "what does titties and dick mean?" "Hats and coats" the parents replied.
On thanksgiving the father was shaving and accidentally cut himself "shit" he said. The son walked in "what does that mean?" The father said it was the brand of shaving cream he was using.
Downstairs the mother was preparing the turkey and cut herself. "Fuck" she exclaimed. Once again the child asked what it meant. The mother said that's what she calls 'stuffing the turkey'.
The door bell rang and the kid answered it. "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your titties and dicks in the closet, dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face and mum is downstairs fucking the turkey!"
(The kid is kind of like slender. He is always there)
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