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That baby was a better swimmer than me. Since we were also recording some part of "Come as you are" music video, we had to use several one dollar bills because they kept breaking and tearing apart.

K: i want the last non broken dollar!

D: no! I called dibs on it first.

Me: fuck you guys, it's a one dollar bill
I said covering one ear, i was trying to make a phone call.

Hi, Viacom

Me: hi this is Crystal Roberts, NIRVANA's manager. I kinda called last night and tried to make an appearance for-

Oh yeah, yeah! My best friend who's also my co-worker, answered that call and when she like hung up, she died.

Me: oh..

As in excitement! She loves "Smells like teen spirit"!

Me: oh shit me!

Yeah! But you know what she likes more?

Me: what

"Come as you are"!

Me: oof, that's a great one too

But you know what she really, really loves?
Shit, what a loop have i gotten myself into.

Me: haha, what

Badass people like you!

Me: me?

Yeah you, you're the one who like, flipped on the broadcaster.

Me: oh yeah that's me also
She laughed.

Well, talking about business. MTV would LOVE for NIRVANA to have an appearance.

Me: fuck me up! That's so great

Yeah! How about, like, the 30th?

Me: that's perfect

  I was at the interview for "Jukebox" now, Dave had to take me because Kurt's working on last minute album stuff and Krist is with Shelli.

Hi there, my name is Ryan, and i will be interviewing you today.

Me: hi there, Roberts
I shook his hand. Ryan also shook hands with Dave.

Well follow me then please
  I did.

So should we start? Do you need to go to the bathroom or something?

Me: I'm fine. Go on

Alright then. So Crystal, as far as we know, you're 17, Hole's and Nirvana's manager?

Me: that's right

And you're also a feminist

Me: true, true

How do you define feminism?

Me: well, feminism isn't about FEMININE, it's about both genders. I didn't make up the word so..

He laughed, i smiled back.

So you think both genders are equal?

Me: that's right

And when you heard the broadcaster say those words, um was it "and three of them are women?"

Me: yeah, and "who knew women could do something like that" something like that
I gestured my hand. He chuckled.

How did you feel?

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