Chapter 43: No funny business

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Joji's pov: After having a relaxing day with Fiona we decided to go too a little candy store and buy some candy for tonight's desert, we walk in and Fiona grabs a giant bag of gummy bears and one Giant ass pixy stick. We walk home and I start to make dinner only to see Fiona open her pixie stick "Fiona you better not snort that shit." I say jokingly and Fiona laughs a bit and says that she's only having a little bit to see what it taste like, "Fiona don't eat to much you'll spoil you're appetite and I don't want you staying up at 3am being hyper." I hear Fiona pout but at least she stopped and ate all of her fried rice "Ok now you can eat your Pixy stix but get a bowl I'll pour you the right amount." "Fine but how will I eat it?" Fiona asks and I shrug giving her a straw and she rolls her eyes. I give Fiona the bowl and go to my room hoping she wouldn't go overboard on sugar while I took a nap.

Fiona's pov: I try and suck the powder through the straw but get frustrated so instead I opened the gummy bears and used it as dip. I decided to tell Ariel about my fantastic discovery and open my laptop to text her,

Fiona: ARI I JUST DIPPED GUMMY BEARS IN PIXY STIX POWDER IT'S AMAZING.
Ariel: What the hell is a pixy stix?!
Fiona: Flavored cocaine for children
Ariel: sounds fantastic send me some
Fiona: how the powder would spill all over the box
Ariel: True I'll just buy my own wish me luck
Fiona: good luck den!

After we finished talking I switched the channel to Disney and watched gravity falls and it was the episode where Mabel gets high off smile dip. Joji woke up around 2 hours later only to find me chugging a bowl of pixy stix powder "FIONA IS THAT THE AMOUNT I GAVE YOU." He yells and I silently shook my head scared at his next decision "Fiona I swear to god I can't trust you at all." He says grabbing the rest of the pixy stix and my gummy bears putting them in the locked cabinet, Joji then looked at me and sighed "Fiona go to seven eleven and get me a coffee please it's the only thing I can trust you to do." I nodded grabbed my sweater knowing Joji probably needed to think on my punishment.

Joji's pov: Ya I was pissed off but I didn't want to scream at Fiona to let off my anger so Instead I went outside and vaped only once just to relieve myself when I hear Fiona scream "VAPE NATION." From below causing me to roll my eyes and go back inside. I sit on the couch wondering so I'll somehow get Fiona to bed with all the sugar she consumed "How much did she eat anyway Jesus Christ.." I tell myself looking at the coffee table that had pixie dust all over it with some gummy bears being covered in it, I eat the abandoned gummy bears clearing my mind before I could punish Fiona. I heard a knock on the door and opened it to let Fiona in and she set the bag down and went into the bathroom "Fiona meet me in the living room when you're done and don't even think about locking yourself in there because I'm not afraid to remove doorknobs." I threatened walking back to the living room and drinking my coffee.

Fiona's pov: I walk out of the bathroom being very nervous thinking Joji was going to scream more, Joji tells me to sit at the table and starts to explain what's going to happen "Fiona You're not going to be staying up late tonight and I want you to work on these 4 worksheets I made to help you with you're Japanese." I sigh as Joji hands me a pencil and I start working on them as the sugar from earlier gets me into a sugar high. I hand Joji the worksheets in 25 minutes "Fiona that's way to fast there is no way the answers are right." "Joji it's fine I worked really hard promise." I say quickly before sliding down the hallway to grab spark, I grab spark and start messing around while Joji was distracted checking my work  "Joji spark said that all my work was correct." I said while hanging upside down on the couch "Well tell Spark that if you fall off the couch you can break your wrist again." Joji said causing me to sit up and stay silent as he checked the last packet.

Joji's pov: All the work is correct now time for round two which is bedtime. "Fiona go get changed into you're pajamas 10 minutes till you're going to bed." I said causing Fiona to sigh and head into our room, "RAWR I AM GODZILLA AND I'M NOT GOING TO BED RAWRRR." She yells as she stomps down the hallway in her Dinosaur kigurumi I instantly glared at her causing her to back away "Rawr Godzilla is not afraid of you!" She said smirking causing me to pick her and hold her upside down "Scared now?" I ask smirking causing her to flip saying sorry and that she's gonna stop, "Fiona 3 minutes before you're being sent to bed and NO FUNNY BUSINESS." I say and Fiona walks down the hallway in my fake frank outfit which was obviously to big for her "I ain't scared of you I'm a god!" She says and I give her a death stare before saying "Fiona Ivy Miller if you don't get changed right now you'll be in bigger trouble then you already are." Causing Fiona to run and get Changed. "Ok Fiona it's time for bed now please relax." I tell her before tucking her in "sorry Joji.." she whispers tirelessly with tears forming in her eyes and I smile and say "It's ok don't do it ever again." Causing Fiona to nod and yawn.

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