SO MY MOM GIT PISSED AND STARTED SCREAMING AND MY DAD SENT HER TO GET SOMETHING AT CVS AND SAID HE'D "CHAT WITH ME" THEN HIGH FIVED ME WHEN SHE LEFT AND SAID "Green Day, nice." IM FLIPPING MY SHIT MY CHRISTIAN FATHER LIKES GREEN DAY H OW

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