Okay guys don't panic! at the disco, no not yet, but FREAKING PANIC.
THERE IS A SPY AMONG US.
I AM NOT KIDDING, I REPEAT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
My mom asked me if she deleted Safari, so I checked her phone and saw something.
She. Has. Wattpad.
Why would a grown, homophobic mom have Wattpad?
SHE HAS SEEN EVERY POST.
SHE IS HERE SPYING.
I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE ANYMORE, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT!
IF ANYONE SEES SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR PM ME SO I CAN BLOCK HER BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO GET TF OFF OF THIS AND STOP GUYS IN SCARED.
Mom, if you are reading this, I'm a completely straight Christian girl and this is all 100% lies.
Yup.
Yeah.
(GUYS I NEED TO FIND HER QUICK EVERYONE START LOOKING FOR A SUSPICIOUS FAKE FAN ACC)
YOU ARE READING
Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade
FanfictionA combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit. I'm really emo btw bye. This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.
