Hey so Bri's back
And apparently someone wrote a fanfic about us
So hello previously mentioned person, I am here to read this story
I'm pulling it up now okay ARE YOU READY BRI?!
I really don't know but go ahead anyways
I'M SORRY BUT *intense choking noises* I JUST
She fell off the couch
SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS IT BÎTCH
BUT I DON'T LITERALLY CHOKE YOU
BUT YOU TOTALLY DO
THAT WAS ONLY TWICE AND I WAS REALLY HOT IT WAS LIKE TEN BILLION DEGREES
MY NECK ISN'T THAT COLD
NO IT TOTALLY IS
UGH JUST SHOW ME THE NEXT PAGE
SEE THEY GET IT
NO BRI OKAY GUYS I PROMISE I DON'T ABUSE HER I LOVE HER
NO SHE'S ABUSIVE SOMEONE CALL THE WEED
BUT SHE GOT IT SO ACCURATE THO I PROBABLY WOULD TRY TO KILL YOU OVER CAKE
omg you would you spoon
True af
SHOW ME MORE IT'S TOO ACCURATE
YOU ARE READING
Wake Up, Get Paid, Get Laid, Gatorade
FanfictionA combination of a journal, a tag book, a rant book, and a place I put all my random bullshit. I'm really emo btw bye. This is the cringiest shit ever I'm so sorry.