Basically everyone I meet who knows FOB says I look like Peterick's lovechild.

   This is actually the best compliment I could ever get (even tho I don't really think so) but seriously guys.

   My girlfriend 100% believes that I'm adopted and Pete Wentz is my real father.

I mean, that's an amazing compliment because PETE WENTZ IS A HOT A S BITCH, but still tho it made me laugh.

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