Pick-Up Lines|Kohei Izumi x Ken Satori

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     The ship SatoIzu had become canon.

     Ahem, sorry, I'll explain it in non-fandom speak, sorry.

     Ken Satori and Kohei Izumi became a couple.

     There. Better?

     Continuing the story...

     The couple was studying at Izumi's house for a test. They finished and started talking about Border and school and all that.

     Then, Izumi decided to try some pick-up lines.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Ryan Gosling was hot, until I met you."

"..."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together forever."

"..."

"Guess what my favorite letters are? U, R, A, Q, T!"

"How do you spell me?"

"...M-E..."

"You forgot the D."

"...There isn't a D in 'me'."

"There will be. *queue eyebrow wiggle*"

"...No."

"I think I should be Candor and tell you that I love you."

"...Love you too..."

"Are you Abnegation? Because you're making me stiff."

"..."

"I don't use Lead Bullet, but I think I could pin you down in less than a few shots."

"..."

"Are you a Neighbor? Because my Trigger is on just for you."

"...No..."

     Then, Izumi decided he was getting nowhere, and decided to try something out.

"Is it hot in here or--"

"I can leave the room if you feel a bit hot."

"ABDFBJSJRFSJ WUT"

     Satori giggled. "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

     And with that, Satori leaned in for a kiss.

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