Eddsworld one shots

Matt X stripper! Reader(maybe some smut)

Matt was dared and brought to a strip club by Tord.

He said that Matt had to stay there till all the girls danced.

Matt was very uncomfortable with this.

He hated this kinda stuff.

Porn,hentai,yaoi,Yuri, etc...

Only Tord or Tom would come here to 'Dice and Price'.

Mostly Tord.

Anyways,Matt sat at a table and tried looking away from every girl.

They ALL wore revealing clothes.

Just one perked his interest though.

On girl had a turtle neck but a hole for her cleavage,a short skirt,some leggings,flats,and some fake(or real) nerdy glasses.

She was different because of her face.

She didn't have make up.

She was all natural.

Matt loved natural people.

Though being the nervous wreck he is,he didn't go and talk with her when he had the chance,now she left with her friends.

Matt slumped on the bar.

"What'll it be?" Asked the bar tender. "Malk..." Matt slurred.

"One milk comin' up!" They said before heading off to make the drink.

Matt mumbled to himself.

"Ladies and Gentleman we've got a special night for you! Ladies! Tired of working you got hot butlers in waiting! Gentlemen! Some girls have been naughty, we'll have to punish them~ come out girl 1!" Yelled the owner,Cookie.

Matt looked up.

He saw a woman with a ruler and a Japanese school uniform,smacking her own butt with her ruler as she danced.

Matt rolled his eyes.

"Hey aren't ya ganna watch the show?" The bartender asked.

"Next up a sexy butler!"

"Eh,no, I was just dared to be here..." Matt replied.

"Your poor innocent mind..." The bartender whispered.

"Yea..."

"This teacher got the body but does she have her grades? Give it up for (full name)!" The girl from before the show was there.

She seemed to look sad,but she still gave a show.

So much,they started throwing money.

Matt didn't like seeing her in her misery.

Then she was done and off.

"I gatta go,bye!" Matt said to the bartender as he left his 5 bucks.

He saw the girl and ran to her." E-Excuse me are you (y/n)?" Matt asked.
The turtle neck nodded." Who's asking?" She raised a brow.

"Matt! Um I was wondering how you were doing you didn't seem to happy up on stage..." Matt had a worried gaze.

(Y/n) widened her eyes." I expected you to flirt with me,I guess your forced to be here?"

"Truth or dare.... Tord... -_-"

"Heheh, listen I'm pretty busy but right now, but we can grab a coffee and chat some more,k?" She said scribbling her number on Matt's arm.

"Ok!"

(Y/n) kissed his cheek as she swayed her hips away.

Matt drooled thinking of her as he walked back home.

BONUS:

Matt herd the door ring," I'll get it!!!"

Matt slammed open the door.

"Hi (y/n)!"

"Hi Matt!"

"Who's this,Matt?" Asked Edd.

"You girlfriend?" Teased Tom.

"Your new mirror?!" Tord smirked.

Matt looked down,trying to find words.

"I'm his date,now shut the lot of you before I stuff all of you were you belong,the trash bin!" (Y/n) growled.

She huffed and dragged Matt by the hand to a near by cafe.

"Thanks..."

"No problem! Anything for you Matt..."

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AN

Me:just saying if y'all 'did it' you was the dominant one.

Matt:*feeling uncomfortable*

Me:aw poor baby I forgot you were innocent.

Tom:he is not!

Tord:yea!

Edd:true,he did make a Matt X Matt action movie...

Me:oh ye....

=-=

Matt:I was bored ok?!

All: suuuuuure...

Author chan: don't mess with MY cinomin rol

Me:fuk dank memememmeme sssss riat her.