Worth The Wait? (Seme Male Reader x Zoro) {One Piece}

Tsk....Yeah Right

two weeks later...

i sighed. it was a hassle but we finally were able to get an appointment. we were sitting in his office when a short hairy man with a funny hat and decorative antlers climbed into the chair across from us. he stood up so he could see over the desk. it was hilarious. "i dont mean to be rude but....why dont you just get a smaller desk?" the guy was a little person with giant's desk and chair. he chuckled. "i just love making people laugh. it helps when in most cases, people come to me when they run out of options. its also a great work out," he explained. i guess that makes sense. "now...back to what you guys wanted to see me for," he motioned for us to continue. "we wanna have kids," said zoro. Dr chopper nodded. "i assume that after talking, you guys dont want to adopt," i nodded. he sighed. "well i do have a way to give you two kids, ones that will actually be legitimately related to both of you, however...you will need a woman who can donate an egg," he explained. "you dont just have extra eggs here?" asked zoro. he shook his head. "need a fresh one," he said flatly. i sighed. "you think koala would wanna donate one?" i whispered to zoro. he shrugged. "that doesn't matter that much at all. what does matter is that you will also need a woman who is willing to carry the kids to term. the egg and the sperm are relatively easy to get, we need a woman who can carry your children and birth them. now that does mean that she will also have a right to the kids two but, that shouldn't be a problem," he explained. "we will take care of her. she will want for nothing. we just dont know anyone who would be willing to carry our c-" there was a knock at dr chopper's door. he got down and walked over and opened it. it was the pink haired receptionist from way back when. wow am i good at remembering faces. guess that's a side effect of working in the underworld. "im soooo sorry for being nosy. i just couldn't help myself when mr sexy and his husband came in today," she said. chopper nodded. "is there a reason you are here?" i asked. she smiled. "well...i just wanted to...volunteer," she said. yeah. everyone was surprised. "well...you know that means-" she cut chopper off," oh i already know all the details. i was standing there the whole time," she scratched her head nervously. i couldn't help but laugh. we both got up and hugged her soo tightly. i just couldn't believe it. me and my husband will be having kids. "well this is just amazing!! all we need is some sperm from you two and we can get this show on the road," dr chopper smiled as he climbed back on his desk. "tsk...you got the cups? cause we can get it for you asap," smirked zoro. yeah. both chopper and the lady blushed. he dug out two cups and handed to us. he didn't even have time to explain before zoro pulled me to the nearest bathroom and tore my shirt off. "i. want. your. kids. NOW!" he kissed me. i sighed. we get to have kids. two GUY will be having children that are related to BOTH of them. i dont even care how he will do it. i just wanna see their smiling faces.

10 months later...

"miracle of nature my ass, this is fucking disgusting!" yeah. we were in the room with Rebecca holding her hands as she gave birth to our twins. stupid me wanted to witness our children being born. "PUSH!!" chopper decided to birth our children himself. its still funny. he told us that he had a way to basically force a woman to have twins. i didn't question it. now, after soo long waiting, they are coming. its kinda funny. still cant believe that a little over two years after i met him, i would be in this room waiting for a friend to push out or babies. its like a dream. im still kinda regretting being in the room though. "WWWHHHHHAAAAA!!!!" and then i heard it. they were screaming their heads off but i heard them and all of a sudden im happy to be alive. all of a sudden, the past 12 hours i spend getting the life squeezed outta my hand was worth it. i was glad i was cheap and didn't pay nami all of that extra money when she agreed to do the song with me cause i wouldn't be here sharing this moment with zoro. i looked across Rebecca to my husband. yeah. his one eye was flowing with tears as we listened to our children scream our ears off. "THEY ARE BOYS!!" yeah. im excited. i reached across her to grab his hand. we kissed. a few minutes later and a nurse walked over to hand her the kids. i couldn't help but smile. they were fucking adorable. totally worth the name (L/N) if i dont say so myself. Rebecca held them as me and my husband pulled down the swaddling blanket. one had a head full of mint green hair, after his father, zoro and the other....was a RED HEAD?! i sighed. of course one of them took after Rebecca. i guess its fine. they are twins. Rebecca looked at them with half lidded eyes and a warm smile. "what...are their...names?" she let me and zoro come up with the names for both of them. i looked at him. he had a shit eating grin that i shared. "ricky is the red head and joe is the moss head," said zoro. i sighed. we had talked for WEEKS and we finally settled on those names. she smiled as she passed out. me and zoro took the kids as the doctors worked to stabilize her. dr chopper had told her months ago that there isn't a very good chance she will survive birthing twins unless she gets a C-section. she would lose way too much blood. of course she insisted on natural birth, and without anesthesia too. the doctors soon realized that she was gonna pass. me and zoro gave her back the kids so their sleeping faces would be the last thing she sees. its sad really. the mother of our children passed away while giving birth. at least she went with a smile on her face...

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this was a happy story. i dont give a fuck what you all were thinking about the end, this is still a happy...(sob)...story.

Ronald