McGonagall: Do you think we should start requiring permission slips for Quidditch? I mean Potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year.
Dumbledore: nah
McGonagall: Also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? Remember when we sent Potter in there and You-Know-Who tried to kill him?
Dumbledore: nah
McGonagall: Well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. Dueling club last year resulted in Potter being outed as a parsletoungue, and everyone thought he was the heir of Slytherin for most of the year.
Dumbledore: nah
McGonagall: Alright, well, Potter wants to know if he can go to Hogsmeade. The abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form.
Dumbledore: You want HIM TO GO TO HOGSMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA
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Harry Potter Headcannons
FanfictionThere are loads of Harry Potter Headcannons out there, this is just a big gathering of them they belong to their original writers, I have made edits to some of them and a few I've written myself. Each chapter is a new headcannon or imagine. Enjoy...
