Seokjin: Everyone, I need a head count. When I say your name say here.
Jackson: what is this, school?
Jaebum: just shut up and listen. Continue Jin.
Seokjin: Mhm. Like I was saying before I was very rudely interrupted
Jungkook: Eomma I'm hungry.
Namjoon: Kookie wait till your mother is finished.
Seokjin: Starting with my boys.
Seokjin: Yoongi?
Yoongi: ...
Seokjin: is Yoongi awake?
Jimin: he was up all night
Seokjin: how do you know that?
Jimin: ...
Seokjin: ...
Seokjin: moving on. Joonie I know you're here.
Namjoon: am I?
Seokjin: don't make this harder for me.
Seokjin: Taehyung?
Taehyung: be my friend! Don't fly away! *runs around chasing butterfly*
Seokjin: *sigh*
Jimin: you didn't call my name Eomma...
Seokjin: that's because I knew you were here.
Jimin: do you not love me anymore? *tearing up*
Namjoon: Jimmy suck it up.
Jimin: that's not my name!
Seokjin: *pinches nose bridge* Jungkook?
Jungkook: I'm hungry
Seokjin: once I finish with role call we'll all eat ok?
Jungkook: but...my tummy is angry, he wants food now! *gesturing to his tummy*
Seokjin: Fine, Jaebum take over. Come on Kookie. *leaves*
Jaebum: my crew, when I call you no smart remarks.
Bambam: haha, re-Mark
Jaebum: real funny, yeah so Mark, here Jackson, here-
Jackson: I'm here! I'm Jackson!
Jaebum: *eye twitches* Jinyoung, here
Jinyoung: is that all I get? I'm your wife and that's all I get!
Youngjae: JB is mine.
Jaebum: let's get this over with. Jinyoung is here, Bam-
Bambam: OHHHH DAM FOR EM OH OH *dabs* OHHHHHH *continues to dab*
Jaebum: will you be normal for one day! *clears throat* where was I?
Yugyeom: there's only two people left
Youngjae: he won't forget you this time
Jaebum: Youngjae is here. Who's left?
Yugyeom: the maknae
Jaebum: *looks over list*
Yugyeom: one person you forgot.
Jaebum: there's got to be someone...*sees one name he didn't call* Y-Yuuu-Yugyee-
Yugyeom: *walks out*
Namjoon: is that everyone?
Jaebum: I guess. Can we move on?
Namjoon: Jin would kill me if we did anything without him.
Jimin: where's Eomma?
Taehyung: *Gives up on butterfly* I don't know what I did wrong *pouting*
Jimin: it's okay Tae, I'll be your friend *hugs him*
Taehyung: really? *happy* you're the best!
Yoongi: ugh who are all these people?
Mark: Um, Hi I'm Mark.
Yoongi: why are you not in my bed Mark?
Jimin: Hyung! What about me?
Yoongi: I'm sorry have we met?
Jimin: *runs towards Taehyung, pissed off*
Namjoon: ...
Mark: ...
Jaebum: ...
Jackson: ...
Mark: ;)
Jackson: :|
Mark: :( ?
Jackson: :|
Mark: >~< ?
Jackson: :)
Mark: :)
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RandomThis is a story with no plot...Not even a story, just random shit that comes to my mind. BTS and or GOT7 One shots
