Story With No Plot

intro

Seokjin: Everyone, I need a head count. When I say your name say here.

Jackson: what is this, school?

Jaebum: just shut up and listen. Continue Jin.

Seokjin: Mhm. Like I was saying before I was very rudely interrupted

Jungkook: Eomma I'm hungry.

Namjoon: Kookie wait till your mother is finished.

Seokjin: Starting with my boys.

Seokjin: Yoongi?

Yoongi: ...

Seokjin: is Yoongi awake?

Jimin: he was up all night

Seokjin: how do you know that?

Jimin: ...

Seokjin: ...

Seokjin: moving on. Joonie I know you're here.

Namjoon: am I?

Seokjin: don't make this harder for me.

Seokjin: Taehyung?

Taehyung: be my friend! Don't fly away! *runs around chasing butterfly*

Seokjin: *sigh*

Jimin: you didn't call my name Eomma...

Seokjin: that's because I knew you were here.

Jimin: do you not love me anymore? *tearing up*

Namjoon: Jimmy suck it up.

Jimin: that's not my name!

Seokjin: *pinches nose bridge* Jungkook?

Jungkook: I'm hungry

Seokjin: once I finish with role call we'll all eat ok?

Jungkook: but...my tummy is angry, he wants food now! *gesturing to his tummy*

Seokjin: Fine, Jaebum take over. Come on Kookie. *leaves*

Jaebum: my crew, when I call you no smart remarks.

Bambam: haha, re-Mark

Jaebum: real funny, yeah so Mark, here Jackson, here-

Jackson: I'm here! I'm Jackson!

Jaebum: *eye twitches* Jinyoung, here

Jinyoung: is that all I get? I'm your wife and that's all I get!

Youngjae: JB is mine.

Jaebum: let's get this over with. Jinyoung is here, Bam-

Bambam: OHHHH DAM FOR EM OH OH *dabs* OHHHHHH *continues to dab*

Jaebum: will you be normal for one day! *clears throat* where was I?

Yugyeom: there's only two people left

Youngjae: he won't forget you this time

Jaebum: Youngjae is here. Who's left?

Yugyeom: the maknae

Jaebum: *looks over list*

Yugyeom: one person you forgot.

Jaebum: there's got to be someone...*sees one name he didn't call* Y-Yuuu-Yugyee-

Yugyeom: *walks out*

Namjoon: is that everyone?

Jaebum: I guess. Can we move on?

Namjoon: Jin would kill me if we did anything without him.

Jimin: where's Eomma?

Taehyung: *Gives up on butterfly* I don't know what I did wrong *pouting*

Jimin: it's okay Tae, I'll be your friend *hugs him*

Taehyung: really? *happy* you're the best!

Yoongi: ugh who are all these people?

Mark: Um, Hi I'm Mark.

Yoongi: why are you not in my bed Mark?

Jimin: Hyung! What about me?

Yoongi: I'm sorry have we met?

Jimin: *runs towards Taehyung, pissed off*

Namjoon: ...

Mark: ...

Jaebum: ...

Jackson: ...

Mark: ;)

Jackson: :|

Mark: :( ?

Jackson: :|

Mark: >~< ?

Jackson: :)

Mark: :)