Scouting Legion High School [ An Attack on Titan Modern High School!AU ]

Paint with the Colors of Pain

"YahOO!" Hanji exclaimed.

✎meanwhile✐

"Does it have to be paintball?" Levi whined. "The paint gets all sticky and filthy."

"Well, a water war was so last year," Eren explained.

"But it's less filthy," Levi stated.

"Excuse him, he has a thing against filth," Isabel stated.

"And why are we ninjas?" Petra asked.

"It's because it's camo versus ninjas," Sasha stated.

"Just pretend that you're shooting someone you hate," Ymir suggested. "Works like a charm. I pretend everyone is Reiner."

"Hey!" Reiner said as he pointed accusingly at her. "For your information, I think you have anger issues."

"Why the hell is he in a morph suit?" Gunther asked.

"No one knows," Ymir replied indifferently as she polished her weapon. "No one knows..."

"Alright, let's just take our guns and shove it up their asses," Reiner said as he loaded his gun.

"Ooh, kinky," Ymir commented.

"Does this guy always make ass jokes?" Levi inquired. "I mean I know I make shit jokes, but at least I'm good at it."

"You get used to it," Bertolt said with an amused expression.

"Let's do this guys," Eren stated. "Let's win this war!"

"Split up into smaller sections!" Marco ordered. "We'll cover more ground."

✎moments later✐

"So what you do," Reiner said while aiming his gun at a camo member from afar. "You gotta target the victim like you just spotted one fine booty."

"Okay, seriously though, kid," Levi lowered his gun. "I'm starting to think you make these jokes because you're sexually frustrated."

"That's what I think, too," Bertolt sighed.

"But I constantly make ass jokes," Reiner pointed out.

"Exactly."

"Well, then-"

"Quiet down, they'll hear us!" Levi hushed them.

"Ready, aim, fire at that booty!" Reiner said as he fired. The person in the distance winced and cried out loud.

"Something hit me!" Erd cried as he fell to the ground. "What a world! What a world!"

"Duck!" Reiner ordered as some paintballs fired back.

"The fuck do we do now, genius?" Levi asked.

Reiner reloaded his gun. "We target some more booty."

"Fair enough," Levi stated.