More of their thoughts --
Aries- I wonder what would happen if I jumped off of the roof with an umbrella?
Taurus- Can I please just sit here without you talking to me?
Gemini- Dont touch me peasants
Cancer- I'd love it if you would get me some pizza... but if you don't then I will kill you
Leo- Damn, I'm surrounded by idiots
Virgo- Why would those hoes call me ugly if they see themselves in the mirror everyday?
Libra- OMG I LOVE DOGS
Scorpio- I just want all the presidential candidates to stop forever... except for the one I like
Sagittarius- Why do people need sleep? Sleep was the stupidest thing to ever be invented
Capricorn- Boi, can I just say one word without being interrupted?
Aquarius- Do I have to go to work/school? I really want to stay home and watch Cartoon Network
Pisces- I love avocados
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Zodiac w/ Granny Francis
RandomWell, I love the zodiac signs and everything about them, so I will write about them. I'm so obsessed with the signs it is crazy. I am an Aquarius and Virgo moon.