Zodiac w/ Granny Francis

Dad jokes for the signs

Dad jokes for the signs—

Aries-"what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"

Taurus-"the resturaunt on the moon had great food, but there was no atmosphere"

Gemini-"dad, did you get a hair cut?" "no I got them all cut"

Cancer-"want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable"

Leo-"why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words"

Virgo-"what time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y"

Libra-"dad I'm hungry" "hi hungry, I'm dad"

Scorpio-"I hate the jokes about German sausages, there the wurst"

Sagittarius-"seafood always makes me eel"

Capricorn-"an inmate at the jail finally got a phone with a front front facing camera. He took a cellfie "

Aquarius-"I'll call you later" "don't call me later, call me dad"

Pisces-"how many apples grow on a tree? All of them"