The signs in the zombie apocalypse—
Aries-caused it
Taurus-before-hand they stole all the food from the store for their bunker, and later screamed out their window about how they were right
Gemini-makes a lot of strategic plans to survive, and forgets them all at the last minuet. They're the first to die
Cancer-hoards all the weapons, but doesn't use them out of fear
Leo-"I'm too pretty to die" *becomes immortal*
Virgo-survives the whole thing
Libra-the one douch who tries to reason with the enemy (for some stupid reason). The second to die.
Scorpio-scary person who shows up at your group in the middle of the night
Sagittarius-screams vulgar insults at the enemy while bashing their head in
Capricorn-leader of a new society but is way high all the time
Aquarius-insists that everyone repopulate the earth with them
Pisces-holds everyone in their arms , telling them it's ok. Kills them.
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Zodiac w/ Granny Francis
РазноеWell, I love the zodiac signs and everything about them, so I will write about them. I'm so obsessed with the signs it is crazy. I am an Aquarius and Virgo moon.
