In the hospital--
Aries-" I crashed my motorbike"
Taurus-"some asshole didn't stop for me when I was crossing the road"
Gemini-"I'm here with my friend"
Cancer-"I was cooking soup for my boyfriend when I spilled it all over me, and I got third degree burns"
Leo-"someone called me ugly, so I punched them, and I missed then hit a brick wall"
Virgo-"umm, I work here"
Libra-"I had a panic attack"
Scorpio-"someone pushed me down the stairs. Now I'm gonna push them down the stairs OF HELLLLLLLL"
Sagittarius-"this old lady was going really slowly on a motor scooter. I told her to speed up, and she ran over my toe"
Capricorn-"I was working really late five nights in a row, and I passed out from sleep deprivition"
Aquarius-"so, I was walking my mermaid,Caren, when she got mad at me, and there me int a well, and I woke up in narnia"
Pisces-"I got a conccusion because I was deep in thought, and I ran into a wall"
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac w/ Granny Francis
RandomWell, I love the zodiac signs and everything about them, so I will write about them. I'm so obsessed with the signs it is crazy. I am an Aquarius and Virgo moon.
