While dissecting a frog in science--
Arises-*slices the frog in two* done where's my A
Taurus-*keeps a cool face the whole time*hmm interesting*throws up inside*
Gemini-that looks nasty*takes pictures*feels weird*keeps touching*smells gross*leans in to smell more*
Cancer-I'm cool, I'm doin' it*bare skin touches it* OMG IM GONNA DIE
Leo-let me do it, I got this!* slices hand off*i said I got this
Virgo-how do you make a clean cut*makes cut, and guts squirt everywhere*OMG! HOW DO I MAKE A CLEAN CUT!!!
Libra-don't you dare throw those frog legs in my direction. No, not funny. Stop.NO. I SAID DON'T YOU DARE. PUT RIGHT BACK THE FUCK DOWN.
Scorpio-*guts flying everywhere*yup, I'm totally becoming a doctor
Sagittarius-*instructions weren't clear enough, and accidentally sacrifices it to summon satan*who dat?
Capricorn-nonononononononono thanks, I'll have the partner do it for me
Aquarius-trust me, I play Surgeon Simulator
Pisces-cool*pokes frog*hehe*continues poking*suddenly stops*what if this is the frog prince.
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Zodiac w/ Granny Francis
عشوائيWell, I love the zodiac signs and everything about them, so I will write about them. I'm so obsessed with the signs it is crazy. I am an Aquarius and Virgo moon.
