What the signs are made of

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What the signs are made of—

Aries-lava

Taurus-cake

Gemini-bright colured lipstick

Cancer-their favorite show

Leo-the tears of thei ex lovers

Virgo-Kevin Bacon

Libra-satan

Scorpio-coffee

Sagittarius-the food they make for bae

Capricorn-Nirvana CDs

Aquarius-vodka

Pisces-their own tears

—my Libra friend and I have an inside joke that we are both satan, so my Libras out there don't take offence—


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