Zodiac w/ Granny Francis

What the signs do when they get something they don't want

What the signs do when they get something they don't want—

Aries-"WTF is this? Did this bitch really? Ok, let me at 'em"

Taurus-"oh, this isn't what I expected. I dont even know what to say"

Gemini-"oh, thanks" *smiles as they slit your throat*

Cancer-"wow thank you so much" *cries*

Leo-"ummm, no. Take it back"

Virgo-"thank you" *gives it to mom for birthday*

Libra-*smiles kindly at them*"this is not what I asked for"

Scorpio-"bitch, give me what I asked for. Stupid, what do you think this is, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?"

Sagittarius-"where my instructions too simple for you? Or are you just dumb af?"

Capricorn-"um, do you wanna, like, fix this? Like now"

Aquarius-"oh, umm, like, yeah, I didn't really want this, but it's ok. Not really"

Pisces-"sooo, did you mean to do this, or did you think I would want this, or like, what happened?"