This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
KARKAT: OH GOD WHYYYYY. KARKAT: THIS IS GROSS. KARKAT: I'M ACTUALLY VOMITING A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH. THAT'S HOW GROSS THIS IS.
DAVE: ew gross. do me a solid and keep your nasty puke sprinkler to the other side k
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KARKAT: UUUUGGGHHHH KARKAT: THIS IS GROOOOOSSSSS
DAVE: we gotta do it dude. DAVE: come on. DAVE: ...or you can jus lay there thats cool too. DAVE: ill do this no biggie. DAVE: aight so its pretty obvious that karkat already isnt into this dude. DAVE: cronus?? he sounds like that dude from percy jackson lol DAVE: anyway ive heard stories about him and idk if theyre true or not but apparently he can be a perv?? and a dick. and pretty pushy too. like, he KNOWS that meenah isnt really interested in him but he just keeps at it. DAVE: karkat doesnt really enjoy that. DAVE: i dont think ANYONE really enjoys that tbh. DAVE: but yeah, this guy just flat out annoys the shit out of karkat and not in the weird sexy pitch flirting kind of way. DAVE: in the kind of "i want to shoot myself in the face with a goddamn hot sauce gun to end my suffering" kind of pain. DAVE: yall should see him now all laying down on the ground and curled up and cursing under his breath. DAVE: he is disgusted by the thought of cronus and himself ever being together as pitch. DAVE: ...platonically. DAVE: do i even have to add that? DAVE: whatever. my point is he doesnt like-- or hate the dude that way so yeah...
KARKAT: HE'S JUST...HE'S JUST SO HORRIBLE YOU KNOW? IT'S BAD. KARKAT: I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS NOW. KARKAT: THANKS A LOT.
