This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: i cant wait to see how karkat rejects this ship just so he can have sollux to himself. DAVE: i haven my popcorn ready and everything. lets do this shit.
KARKAT: JESUS FUCK DAVE, SHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANNOYED OVER YOUR NEEDLESS JEALOUSLY OVER SOLLUX. KARKAT: I'M OVER HIM!!!
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DAVE: that pictures dumb.
KARKAT: YOU'RE DUMB. KARKAT: ANYWAY LET'S START BEFORE DAVE STARTS MAKING SMART-ASS COMMENTS UNDER HIS BREATH.
DAVE: (i bet if sollux did that you wouldnt be complaining.)
KARKAT: SHUSH!!!!!! KARKAT: ANYWAY WE ALL NOW HOW MITUNA IS. HE'S...WELL WE KNOW HOW HE IS. KARKAT: AND WE ALL KNOW HOW SOLLUX IS. HE DOESN'T NECESSARILY...UGH WHAT'S THE WORD HE ISN'T PATIENT. AND WHAT WITH MITUNA'S...CONDITION...I DON'T THINK HE'D BE ABLE TO REALLY STAND BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM FOR MORE THEN TWO MINUTES. KARKAT: THEN AGAIN...IF MITUNA WAS THE WAY HE WAS BEFORE...THEN MAYBE HE AND SOLLUX WOULD WORK WELL TOGETHER.
DAVE: how do you even know how mituna was before?
KARKAT: OBVIOUSLY I WAS CURIOUS AND I ASKED AROUND DUMBASS. KARKAT: MITUNA WAS A LOT LIKE SOLLUX BEFORE HIS ACCIDENT ACTUALLY. IF NOT HE WAS *MORE* THAN SOLLUX, MEANING THAT HE MIGHT'VE BEEN A TAD BIT MORE MELODRAMATIC. KARKAT: AND MORE DEPRESSED. KARKAT: AND PROBABLY MORE STRESSED DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE *KNEW* HIS SESSION WAS DOOMED AND NO ONE BELIEVED HIM WHEN WHATEVER KIND OF HORROR-TERROR WAS COMING AFTER THEM. KARKAT: PLUS THE FACT THAT HE *KNEW* THAT IF HE TRIED TO FIGHT WHATEVER IT WAS HE'D MOST LIKELY DIE, OR WORSE. I CAN'T IMAGINE THE STRESS THAT MUST'VE BEEN FOR HIM. AND ALL FOR NOTHING TOO. KARKAT: I HAVE TO ADMIT, I ADMIRE HIS STUBBORNNESS TO BELIEVE THEY'D FAIL EVEN IF HE **KNEW** THEY WOULD. KARKAT: OF COURSE THAT SAME STUBBORNNESS WAS PRETTY FUCKING STUPID. KARKAT: I'M GETTING OFF TRACK. KARKAT: IF MITUNA WERE THE WAY HE WAS BEFORE THERE'S A PRETTY STRONG POSSIBILITY THAT HE AND SOLLUX COULD POSSIBLY BE IN THE PITCH QUADRANT. KARKAT: WHY? WELL BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY FUCKING STUBBORN AND THEIR CLASHING PERSONALITY'S WOULD END UP ANNOYING THE OTHER. IT'S THE *PERFECT* RECIPE FOR A PITCH ROMANCE. WHETHER IT WOULD LAST OR NOT...IT REALLY DEPENDS.
DAVE: what a miracle, karkat approves of a ship with sollux in it. DAVE: yall might wanna screenshot this shit, it may never happen again.
