This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: damn, yall just cant get enough of nerds with a two fetish.
KARKAT: I KNOW RIGHT. IT'S LIKE EVERYONE HAS SOME SICK OBSESSION WITH HIM. KARKAT: ANYWAY, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
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KARKAT: WHO SHOULD I START WITH?
DAVE: do the hipster looking douche first. DAVE: dont think youve judged him all throughout our little book.
KARKAT: ALRIGHT. KARKAT: ERIDAN IS...A HUGE GODDAMN DICK. TO PUT IT NICELY. KARKAT: I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS WHINY RICH PERSON PERSONALITY AND OVERBEARING NEED TO "CULL ALL LAND DWELLERS" AND HIS "SUPERIOR THAN THOU" ATTITUDE, HE'S AN OKAY GUY. KARKAT: ERIDAN IS...A GOOD FRIEND. HE IS. HE ISN'T EXACTLY A "FRIEND ROLE MODEL" BUT HIS PUMP BISCUIT IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE. AT TIMES. KARKAT: I WILL ADMIT, HIS FUCKED UP VIEWS AND POSITIVE LIGHT SHINING ON THE CASTE SYSTEM IS ENOUGH TO TURN ME OFF BUT HE WAS A GOOD GUY TO PAL AROUND WITH WHEN EVERYONE WAS BEING OBNOXIOUS AND OVERLY FLIRTY WITH ONE ANOTHER. KARKAT: ... KARKAT: GOD IT'S SO DIFFICULT TO PROPERLY PINPOINT WHAT I FEEL FOR HIM. KARKAT: I GUESS I'D SAY I PITY HIM...IN A PLATONIC SORT OF WAY. KARKAT: I MEAN, HE'S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH HONESTLY. HE HAD TO CULL LUSII AT A YOUNG AGE *EVERY SINGLE DAY* TO FEED A GIANT MONSTER. WHO THE FUCK PUTS THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY ON A SIX SWEEP OLD??? KARKAT: PLUS, ERIDAN IS JUST...NOT GOOD WITH QUADRANTS. OR MORE, HE'S NOT GOOD AT ACKNOWLEDGING OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. HE'S JUST...SO SELF CENTERED... KARKAT: I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC. ANYWAY, I PERSONALLY DON'T THINK THAT ERIDAN AND SOLLUX WOULD WORK TOGETHER...IN *ANY* QUADRANT. ESPECIALLY NOT IN RED. KARKAT: THEY BOTH JUST THINK SO HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES...IT'S LIKE...OKAY, IF THEY WERE TO GET INTO SOME SORT OF FLUSHED RELATIONSHIP THEN THE TWO OF THEM WOULD TRY TO "ONE UP" ONE ANOTHER. IT'D BE A "CLASHING" RELATIONSHIP. THEY WOULD BOTH TRY TO BE THE "DOMINATE" ONE AND IT'D JUST END UP IN A BREAK-UP. KARKAT: NOW SOME PEOPLE MAY SAY THAT THIS IS A GOOD THING FOR PITCH RELATIONSHIPS, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN WHY THEY ESPECIALLY WOULDN'T WORK AS PITCH. KARKAT: THEY TRIED TO KILL ONE ANOTHER. THEY TRIED TO *ACTUALLY* KILL ONE ANOTHER. NOT ONCE, BUT *TWICE*. TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE IS *NOT* A SIGN OF A HEALTHY PITCH RELATIONSHIP. AND TO ADD TO THAT, A PITCH RELATIONSHIP *DOES NOT* START BECAUSE SOMEONE "STOLE" SOMEONE ELSE'S POTENTIAL MATESPRIT. THAT'S JUST PETTY JEALOUSY. KARKAT: LISTEN, IF THEY WERE TO HAVE ACTUAL PITCH FEELINGS FOR ONE ANOTHER AND NOT WANT TO MAIM EACH OTHER BECAUSE SOMEONE CAN'T LET GO OF HIS FEELINGS FOR HIS EX-MOIRAIL/FLUSH CRUSH THEN I'D TOTALLY SEE IT. BUT IN THIS CASE, NO.
DAVE: gotta agree with karkat on this shit. i personally dont know much about either of those dudes but if there is one thing i know is that you cant have a fucked up black rom relationship. mainly cause that specific area of alien romance is already pretty goddamn intense, id fuckin hate to see it be so intense to the point where one is legit trying to murder the other. shit aint healthy yknow?
KARKAT: MAYBE IN SOME OTHER TIMELINE WHERE FEFERI WAS NEVER INVOLVED WITH EITHER OF THEM COULD HAVE A POTENTIAL SPARK OF PITCH OR FLUSHED OR MAYBE EVEN PALE ERIDAN AND SOLLUX, BUT IN *MINE* IT'S UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE.
