This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me.
**READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Ka...
DAVE: oh my god DAVE: this is gonna be , well, DAVE: this is certainly gonna be something.
KARKAT: FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP. KARKAT: OKAY. KARKAT: YOU'RE REALLY PUTTING ME IN A PREDICAMENT HERE.
DAVE: what predicament. DAVE: all you have to do is talk about your boyfriend
KARKAT: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. KARKAT: DAVE, SOLLUX AND I NEVER DATED. KARKAT: AT LEAST WE NEVER *SERIOUSLY* DATED.
DAVE: mhmm
KARKAT: UGH. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
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KARKAT: SOLLUX IS... KARKAT: THE MOST SELF ABSORBED NOOK SNIFFER I KNOW. KARKAT: HE PUTS HIMSELF ABOVE ALL OTHERS DUE TO HIS "SUPERIOR" COMPUTER SKILLS AND THE SUPPOSED "ABILITY TO HEAR THE VOICES OF THE DEAD." KARKAT: HE'S ALSO THE MOST SELF CONSCIOUS JACKASS I KNOW. HE'S CONSTANTLY UNDERESTIMATING AND BLAMING HIMSELF FOR EVERYTHING WRONG HE DOES OR "ALLOWS" TO HAPPEN. KARKAT: THIS BEING SAID, HE'S PERFECT MOIRAIL MATERIAL FOR ME. AND I WILL ADMIT, I HAVE ENTERTAINED THE IDEA OF HIM AND I EXPLORING THE PALE QUADRANT TOGETHER. KARKAT: (i've thought about more times than necessary...hell we even pale flirted for a while.) KARKAT: ANYWAY, SOLLUX IS ALSO THE MOST ANNOYING GRUB FISTER I'VE EVER LAID OCULAR ORBS ON. KARKAT: HE PUTS HIMSELF TIERS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE AND DOESN'T BOTHER TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE'S "BETTER THAN US" AND HIS INSULTS ARE SO STUPID AND PRE-PUBESCENT LIKE I CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE "TWO THINK PANS." KARKAT: NOW WITH *THAT* BEING SAID I WILL ADMIT THAT HE AND I HAVE PITCH FLIRTED AND WE *HAVE* THOUGHT ABOUT BEING EACH OTHER KISMEISIS'. OBVIOUSLY WE THOUGHT AGAINST IT DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS. KARKAT: SOLLUX IS *ALSO* THE BEST PERSON I KNOW. HE KNOWS **EVERYTHING** ABOUT ME AND I KNOW **EVERYTHING** ABOUT HIM. WE ARE, OR WERE, THE BEST OF BROS. I'VE KNOWN HIM NEARLY MY ENTIRE LIFE AND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THE TROLL THAT I COULD RELY ON TO HELP GET MY SALTY AND DEPRESSED ASS BACK TO ITS SALTY AND ANGRY MOOD. KARKAT: HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO TO MAKE ME SMILE AND SHIT AND...HE AND I DID HAVE A ****SMALL**** FLUSHED FLING BACK WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER. KARKAT: MIGHT I ADD EMPHASIS ON ********YOUNGER********. OUR HORMONES WERE CRAZY AND WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON. KARKAT: CLEARLY HE AND I BROKE UP AND NEVER GOT BACK TOGETHER BUT WE REMAINED GREAT FRIENDS.
DAVE: mhmm
KARKAT; YOU SHUSH!! KARKAT: ANYWAY, SOLLUX IS A REALLY SPECIAL PERSON TO ME. HE AND I WERE REALLY CLOSE AND HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE HIS OWN SPECIAL LITTLE PLACE CARVED OUT IN MY BLOOD PUSHER. KARKAT: I LOVE HIM. PLATONICALLY OF COURSE.
DAVE: mhmm.
KARKAT: SHUSH!!!!!!!! KARKAT: ANYWAY, YES HE IS MY BEST FRIEND. YES, HE AND I HAVE HAD QUITE A HISTORY TOGETHER AND I'M GONNA BE HONEST, I WAS HEART BROKEN THAT TIME I FOUND OUT HE WAS DATING ARADIA. AND AGAIN WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS DATING FEFERI. KARKAT: ...AND AGAIN WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS LEAVING ME HERE. KARKAT: I MEAN, WHO JUST LEAVES THEIR LIFE LONG FRIEND ALONE AFTER THE SHIT THAT WENT DOWN.
DAVE: sollux is who.
KARKAT: WELL OBVIOUSLY. BUT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT WHAT HE DID WAS A DICK MOVE. KARKAT: ...AND...MAYBE IF HE *DID* CHOSE TO STAY ON THE METEOR WITH ME...THINGS COULD'VE GONE DIFFERENTLY AND...WHO KNOWS...MAYBE HE AND I WOULD'VE ENDED UP TOGETHER IN WHATEVER QUADRANT WE DECIDED ON. KARKAT: I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED IN A DIFFERENT TIMELINE AND I'M SURE THOSE VERSIONS OF US ARE/WERE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER. KARKAT: OR SHOULD I SAY "twogether".
DAVE: gross. now youre using his quirk.
KARKAT: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP DAVE. I DON'T NEED YOUR JEALOUS BULLSHIT WHILE I'M BEING NOSTALGIC ABOUT MY PROBABLY DEAD BEST BRO. KARKAT: SIGH. KARKAT: I REALLY MISS SOLLUX. KARKAT: I HOPE HE'S OKAY.
