Love Isn't Real #Wattys2016

bananas and golf carts

It was blake butt ass naked oh my lord

Jae broke out into laughter when he saw blake driving .
Blake was shit faced

Oh my lord i said face palming ,

Luz your brother is gonna be famous ! He said laughing

Yea watch the paparazzi load me with questions about this i said groaning

Its alright at least it wasnt you who is doing that , jae said trying to make my embarrassment go away .

Jae ! If i did that blake would kill me !

But really wonder why is he this drunk ?

I dont know i said groaning and slouching ,

I guess we dont need this anymore he said tossing the baseball bat ,

We moved the cabnet and the table and decided to watch the chase for blake on tv we were recording the whole thing .

The helicopter lost blake, they went back to the reporter and said that they were looking for him since niw he was on foot .

I got a call from an un expected someone , blake

Haya sis he slurred

Dont haya sis me blake !

Look me need weed

Blake im gonna click on you right now

No no just kidding i need your hickup help

With ? I said

I need to run away from these cops

Okay you know where jaes house is ?

Yup he slurred

Okay

Go inside and say jae is helping you he will let you inside meanwhile me and jae will go amd help you amd dont get caught blake ! Mkay he said and clicked

Jae had a hoverboard so he got on and piggy backed me , the helicopter was far away from our building , we got out through the teachers parking lot so no one saw us not even the helicopters .

When we reached jaes residence the gate keeper asked if we knew a blake if we didnt he'd remove blake from the residence but he said we did so yea .

We were stoped

Again before entering the house mr cruz we gave your guest an underwear because his ugh banana was hanging out

Oh ok we went into the guest room were blake was at sleeping like a baby
Cuddled im the guestroom beds blankets .

Jae got a call

Hello ugh okay stall them for a bit yes thank you .

He clicked

Okay the school authorites are at the gate we have five minutes before they come inside we have to hide blake he said

Okay lets try and wake him up

Blake i shook him

Hes knocked out what should we do jae ?

Ugh okay tie this cloth around his mouth and put him inside the restroom
Oh yea and turn on the water

I tied the cloth around his mouth i also tied his feet and hands , and went back to jae

Okay now what ?

Ok luz im gonna have to ask you to stay inside the restroom with blake
what why i shrieked .

Because the school authorities wont drag you out of the restroom naked .

Ohhh...