Real Life: Deidara and Tobi!? (Naruto Fan Fic ~)

Deidara?

I stared blankly at the blond, as he ate his breakfast. He would probably be easier to break then Tobi, they were lying! I just know it, why stop a casual conversation like that as soon as I enter the room? I continued in deep thought, still staring at Deidara; in which he caught on too. He looked at me confusingly (and since I was stuck in thought, I was unaware he caught on).

"Girl?" he yawned shaking his hand in front of my face; the mouth on said hand drooling. I awoke from self induced trance when drool landed on my cheek. "Huh?" I mumbled,

"You creep me out, hm" he laughed. Wait he laughed? Though if he did it didn't last, as Tobi walked into the room Deidara's laugh ended and his light smiling face turned stern and serious. "Go eat girl, hm." he grunted,

"Uhhh, Deidara?"

"Eat."

I nodded, leaving to the kitchen. When I returned I spotted Tobi and Deidara in conversation, in which it ended as I entered. I frowned, "what were you talking about Tobi-San?" I moaned.

"Oh Tayla-Chan, you're so nosy." He giggled tapping me on the nose. I shook my head,

"Deidara?"

"Jobs, hm." Why are they lying to me!? I growled and starting eating my breakfast, I hate it when people lie.

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Deidara and Tobi's conversation during breakfast

"Deidara-Kun,"

"Tobi-Sama?"

"Don't get attached to Tayla-Chan."

"Never sir,"

"I saw you laughing. You must remain indifferent to her, do you understand?"

"Of course Tobi-Sama."

"I will be watching you,"

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I exited the inn as we began to walk into the city, "Hey Tobi-San?"

"Yes Tayla-Chan?" Tobi smiled turning to face me.

"Do you still have my laptop?"

"Yeaaahhh," he giggled

"Can I have it back? I'm missing out on Manga."

"Nope," he chuckled. I pouted, it's my laptop WHY THE HELL CAN'T I HAVE IT?!

"Whyyy" I groaned,

"Girl, shut it Tobi said no." I looked at Deidara in shock; he let Tobi get away with my laptop! Is it just me or is he being more hostile to me than before... I frowned, "Whatever." Then something strange happened, Deidara looked at me sadly, I swore he did! For only just a second, but he did!

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We entered a huge, I do mean huge mall, and I was amazed! "How much yen do we have girl, hm?"

"Um 114531," Deidara scowled,

"Only that much?" I nodded in confusion; it seemed a lot to me

"Give it." I handed him the money, "First we will buy you clothes since you forgot your bag at the airport." he growled, I blushed, he just won't let that go will he?

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I followed Deidara into a Clothing shop, "Where's Tobi?"

"Doing business,"

"Oh,"

"Yeah. Now pick out two sets of clothing you want," I nodded heading for the clothes as he sat out on a chair waiting for me, I couldn't help but smile as he did remind me of a brother.

I came back with a bundle of clothes, "You got some warm stuff too, hm?" I nodded,

"But why do you care?" He didn't reply as he walked up to the counter making quick conversation with the store clerk in Japanese, I wish I could speak Japanese. Deidara exited the shop holding my two bags of clothes, "I can take them," I suggested reaching out for the bags.

"No I got them, hm."

"Why are you being nice all of the sudden?" He didn't reply, he placed the bags onto a seat, I looked at him confusingly. "Sit." he commanded.

"What?" I said as I sat down.

"Stay here," I nodded slowly as Deidara disappeared amongst the large crowd.

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2 hours later....

I'm sure I’ve just gotten abandoned! Or they died! Dead. Must be dead. I thought, and just as I had come to the conclusion in my head they were dead, there they came carrying several bags. "You guys can't just abandon me for 2 hours!" I moaned, Deidara rolled his eyes,

"Get over yourself, we're leaving hm," he growled. That's all he ever does! Is growl at me! Mood swings, much? "Deidara is so mean leaving you behind Tayla-Chan, I am very sorry." I looked at Tobi, and nodded, but out of the corner of my eye I saw Deidara frown. "I-" no Tayla, leave it.

"Yes Tayla-Chan?" I shook my head,

"Don't worry."

A/N: Moar Dei and Tobi to fill ur hunger :D and to fill my boredom! ^^ I finally hav a storyline for this piece of Crap !!! :D I'm so happy :3 and I felt liek crying as i wrote this )': Poor Dei, Tobi is just using him ... making him seem liek the bad guy hmmm .. Deja Vu much? *cough* Konoha and Itachi *cough* LOL And he's brotherly !!! Dei's the new Itachi -dances- so for OOC-ness but i hated always depressed and angry Dei D:

- LostNin