Real Life: Deidara and Tobi!? (Naruto Fan Fic ~)

Wait, No! No Explosions!

I stared at my computer screen to replay my favourite Naruto Shippuden scene repeating every line to myself, however in English. I knew I was a bit of a geek to memorise this, but hey who cares!

“Look at that, Sempai!” I chimed, “That place has Dangos! Let’s take a small break!”

“We’ve been walking for like forever, I’m totally beat!” I said closing my eyes to say Deidara’s first line in that scene, “Like hell you-“I began, “huh? Sound must be bust,” I said realising Deidara didn’t say his line on queue I shook the mouse around attempting to pause the episode. Nothing happened. I grunted in frustration, “Err, not the mouse too. That’s like the third broken one!” I leaned across the desk to unplug and plug the mouse when a foot kicked me. “Ahhh, Josh you could’ve told me you were home!” I looked behind me seeing my brother wasn’t there and I shrugged turning my attention the computer, I stumbled back in shock witnessing a leg emerge from my screen. “The hell!?” I mutter under my breath, I don’t know why but I just stood there amused as the full body came out. It kind of reminded me of “Fat Albert”. “Hey look, it’s Deidara!” I chuckled lightly. “I must be dreaming,” I smiled at the fictional character standing before me. “Dreaming, hm?” he replied, “he even talks!” I laughed poking his shoulder. “What the hell you on about girl, of course I talk, hm?” he stared at me, confused that I think he’s fake, I start to question myself maybe he isn’t fake? “No, can’t be! You aint real, are you?” I stared up and down Deidara in disbelief “I can show you how real I am, if you want, hm!” he smirked, reaching into his pocket pulling out clay. He cupped his hands together, “no, really? No way! Can’t be,” I said shocked, he opened up his palms revealing a small clay bird, my eyes grew wide in fear realising I could actually get harmed if he were real, “Kats-“ he began “No wait, Eeeek!” I screamed, “Please, please, don’t, I believe you’re real now.” I chuckled coldly.