Aries: "So how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Taurus:" Have you seen my Craig's list add...I'm looking for a full time mom who works for nothing."
Gemini: "hi"
Cancer: "Oh I didn't see you there."
Leo: "Today's your lucky day..."
Virgo: "You're looking a little pale I can recommend a good doctor."
Libra: "My zipper is stuck."
Scorpio: "I dare you not to touch me."
Sagittarius: "Up for an adventure?"
Capricorn: "Whats your ten years plan?"
Aquarius: *Shoots you with their finger and blows on it*
Pisces: "I only have 8 months to live."
